Well, I was saving this for Zoot's birthday. But that's too long to wait. Here you are then, Zoot; you were not the first Zoot I knew. This is a gem of an excerpt from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). With love, Dingo.
GALAHAD: Zoot!
DINGO: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
GALAHAD: Oh, well, excuse me, I--
DINGO: Where are you going?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!
GALAHAD: What is it?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
I like it! How could I not know this?
ReplyDeleteA spanking! A spanking!
When I saw your title I thought I had done something, you know, bad. Badder, I mean.
Good heavens, an actual update to this blog?
ReplyDeleteI am Sir Galahad... the Chaste.
ReplyDeleteI am Zoot... just Zoot.
ahem!! Someone is being wicked and naughty, and not posting to their blog regularly.
ReplyDeleteAnd there is only one punishment for that....
I was just thinking that, Darren - not the punishment part, mind you, but thanks for putting that in my head.
ReplyDeleteYo! Get blogging!
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