Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot!

Well, I was saving this for Zoot's birthday. But that's too long to wait. Here you are then, Zoot; you were not the first Zoot I knew. This is a gem of an excerpt from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975). With love, Dingo.


DINGO: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.

GALAHAD: Oh, well, excuse me, I--

DINGO: Where are you going?

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!

DINGO: No! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

GALAHAD: What is it?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I just remembered, is grail-shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.

GALAHAD: It's not the real Grail?

DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!

GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!

DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.


Zootenany Hoodlum said...

I like it! How could I not know this?

A spanking! A spanking!

When I saw your title I thought I had done something, you know, bad. Badder, I mean.

richard said...

Good heavens, an actual update to this blog?

Darren said...

I am Sir Galahad... the Chaste.

I am Zoot... just Zoot.

Darren said...

ahem!! Someone is being wicked and naughty, and not posting to their blog regularly.

And there is only one punishment for that....

richard said...

I was just thinking that, Darren - not the punishment part, mind you, but thanks for putting that in my head.

Darren said...

Yo! Get blogging!